My cat Sparky (Blue) here is a very, very stupid cat. I'm serious, he loves to annoy Shadow and will sometimes jump on her back and she is a defensive cat so that doesn't go well.
But that not all he did a few min ago he almost started a fire. He somehow managed to turn a reading lamp on and knock it over, and unfortunately that lamp gets scorching hot if left on for a period of time. It was like that for about three hours before my brother smelled smoke, so now ther is a big black circle of melted carpet.